Super Special Stone Adjunk Pint Night

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's Pint Night is quite special.  The Stone Brewing Company shall be our feature, and each of their offerings is uniquely infused with high-quality additives that make them really special and mouth-watering; it seems almost inappropriate to use the term "adjunk" when describing them.

• Stone Matt's Burning Rosids Imperial Cherrywood-Smoked Saison
• Stone Smoked Porter with Vanilla Bean
• Stone Stochasticity Project Grapefruit Slam IPA

Quite an eclectic and diverse selection, no?  You'll first notice their redolent aromas, which beckon every taster to them.  There you shall discover beers as tasty as they are diverse from each other, packed with robust, exciting flavors that resonate in every corner of the palate.  So tasty in fact, that only a mad person would miss the opportunity to sample them!  And if the beers themselves weren't enough, we have Stone pint glasses of exceeding elegance to compliment these fine beers.  So come one, come all!  The nivosity of the season can't keep amazing beers at bay here!